Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it otno ohtres so tehy to can eonjy . SalpNtus ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A long time ago , Way back in History When all there was to Drink was nothing but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops. And he inventied a Wounderful Drink and He made it out of Hops. He must have been an Admiral , a Sultan or King ??? And to his Praises we shall always sing. Just look what he has done for us , He's filled us up with cheer. Lord Bless Charlie Mops the man who invented Beer Beer Beer.... Tiddley Beer Beer Beer.... The Furey's bar , the Clancy's pub the Hole in the wall as well. Of one thing you can be sure of , It's Charlie's Beer they sell. So come on all me lucky lads, at eleven o'clock ye stop. For five short seconds, Remember Charlie Mops. One,Two,Three,Four,Five. A Barrel of Malt a Bushel of Hops , You stir it around with a stick. The type of Lubrication to make your Engine Tick . Forty pints of Wallop a day will keep away the Quacks . Its only eight pence halpenny a pint and one and six in tax .